Gee, I hope not! AwwwwwI'm touched! We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. That makes complete and total sense! Waithowhow can I BE logic? As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Wellit's not. Definitly. that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). My evil, EVIL sister. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Okay. Hmmmmmmm. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Now, don't get me wrong. AhhhI see your confusion! Let's keep in touch. Is this getting confusing to you? In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. Hits all right. Strange, huh? I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. TACO is still in my heart. (Next exciting commercial! So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. I mean, after all, I made this site. But without the bad sound track. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . I get done at 9:15. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! You know you want to! RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. That just sounds nifty! We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. *let the panic begin! Teens Against Cartoon Owls. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Do you care? the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Too Bad! The fake blood seeped into the open wound. And so the week went by. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Confusing, huh? "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. We slept. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. Not only that, but It also displays the longest sentence used in the text and the number of characters and words in the sentences. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. So we were already off to a bad start. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . The sentence below was found in a legal contract, and was until recently the longest sentence we had seen in an official document. -2k of the longest characters. It's stupid. I'm back. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! That's not fair! Thank-you for your time. And once again suprised. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? And then people will start reading. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. It's a word. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. You feel very, very honored. Here we go! And what did he do to me? Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. That's right, a sword! Right now. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) The title contains the longest word. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Yes. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Oh, guess what? As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Megan has hair. Hello, everyone! World's largest sentence - Copypasta Good for it. I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. I'm back. Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! No matter how long and twisted they get, they do not wilt, wither, or drag; they run river-like, turning around in asides, outraging themselves and doubling and tripling back. This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. He is pure evil. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! I'm just bored. Now I have a purpose in life! The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. I should be asleep. There's more! But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. That's exactly what tanning is like. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. World's largest sentence. All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. That's why. We had to do an essay on a book. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. I better go. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! I thought it was sadand normal. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Hello, everyone! My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). It's not like I have anything better to do. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! The Longest Story in The World : African Folk Tales : Fable : Animals As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. I even impress myself. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. He then leaves them under his owners car. What an eccentric idea! It's okay. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? Yea*waits for applause* okay! There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! -actual aids. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. And I feel weird! This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. And more than slightly embarassed. What a crazy idea. I know where you are right now! I would be. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. I'm so happy! One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. HA! Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. It was fun. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) You must be pretty bored, too. But I must. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Did I resume asking retorical questions? There are now longer sentences in English writing. I have to get up really early to leave for home. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. It was sad. I gotta go. Pretty cool, huh? 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. Oh, yeah. I rule the Internet! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. It just looks weird. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). WHAT!? I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. HEEEEY! I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. I love-d you moose! This would lead to a better, more stable economy. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! . Creepy. Now I can think. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Either way, he got assasinated. I needs the duct tape! *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? This, of course would expand the market for such products. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. | 13.41 KB, JSON | I may NEVER shut up. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. A lot has happened. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. I'm leavin', for now. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. I want SOME free time. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. I think. Anyway, I'm gonna go. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. while others are thinking "Who's John F. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. 141,078 Years In Jail: A Look At World's Longest Prison Sentences I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? 5000 hits! Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. | 13.45 KB, JSON | I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) HOW, I ask you!? Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. Just like all those reports people have to do. Wal-mart TV is evil. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. It's not fair! All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. Because that would be impossible. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. We're not sure. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Too bad. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. Read that onetime longest sentence in literature, all 1,288 words of it, below. Here goes. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed.